i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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