How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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