Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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