Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Randomize
