U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do plants get herpes?
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