You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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