That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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