she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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