Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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