I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i dont even know how to be here
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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