I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
