I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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