We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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