it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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