Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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