TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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