Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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