if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
