so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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