How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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