whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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