We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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