What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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