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(808): View more from Hawaii

and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'

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(760): View more from California

You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare

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(714): View more from California

The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk

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(214): View more from Texas

Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic

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