In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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