marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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