i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
