tell your sister to shave her snatch
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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