I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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