The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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