I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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