fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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