You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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