Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
