i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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