did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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