I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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