But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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