i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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