Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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