didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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