i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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