But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Still dying that you shit outside
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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