Me too!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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