Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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