fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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