I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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