guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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