I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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