The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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