we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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