remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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