So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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