her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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