So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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