Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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